customer: what is flat bread?
me: it’s bread that is flat.
c: I’ll take it.
[after bringing bread to table]
c: wait. this doesn’t look like flat bread.
me: it is bread and it is flat.
c: yes, but in my mind I saw it differently.
c: you can’t tell me these are fresh strawberries.
me: they are. someone cuts them fresh every day. I see them do it.
c: I don’t believe you.
[boss wields plastic knife]
boss: I could kill someone with this.
me: I doubt you could kill someone with a plastic knife.
boss: you’d be surprised. you stick it right behind the ear [demonstrates] and thrust up to the brain.